Compiled with care, and completely lacking any context!

"My thoughts exactly. Oh f****** well." (Manda, to me)

"Seriously, that's 5 times since Thursday. It is time for the pool. And my vitamin water may have more than vitamins. Vitamin water cosmopolitan, anyone?" (Me, to Manda)

"At the spa and thought of you – saw a towel that said don't drink and dial – even had a pic of a cell phone and a drink with the circle/no sign around it." (Steph, to me)

"I haven't told anyone off in a text in a long time!!!! ;)" (Me, to Steph)

"Or we should go to a spa in Vegas." (Me, to Steph)

"But where is Rolling Stone based? ;-)"
"I think NY but they have to have offices in LA."
"Ok. Cuz I have seen what the east coast does to you." (Manda, me, Manda)

"Musos are prob all very very similar at a cellular level."
"And by cellular level, you mean they're insane, right?" (Not telling, to protect the guilty!)

"Forget the po-po, call a fireman. Better wheels." (Me, to Manda)