Some product genius somewhere in the world clearly had a serious case of cabin fever, likely having forgone his or her vacation due to the cost of gas and the airlines' recent favorite pastime of "I'll see your second checked bag fee, and raise you a first bag money-grab while bleeding economy passengers dry for half a glass of water." That's the only thing that can possibly explain BERRY SCENTED RAZORS. Because we all like to raise sharp blades to our nostrils while inhaling deeply to fully absorb that sweet aromatherapy meant to transport us to a far off berry patch Utopia, where we can imagine ourselves languishing in the sun sipping pomegranate margaritas while, you know, not paying attention to the actual act of razor to skin. Huh. Must've missed that part of Hygiene 101.

It's not like you can draw with a razor, like you can with Mr. Sketch scented markers. And you can't really light a razor like a scented candle, because last I checked, burning rubber anything was just a bad idea. I suppose you could use berry scented razors as a substitute air freshener. Not recommended if you have small children or pets, and on that note, thank you for the advent of another small object that to my dog, probably smells good enough to eat. Not that I plan to keep razors anywhere he could possibly get ahold of him, but never underestimate dogs and adventurous toddlers. My Shih Tzu can pull tea towels off the kitchen counter and for him, that's an Olympic-worthy high jump.

And so I remain entirely perplexed. And I'll say it right now, that if Liquid Paper comes out with berry scented white out, I'm going to be just a little bit concerned. ;)